#the punkest

[burnt-tortellini]

south english writing tips for non-uk CoD writers

im so tired of seeing gaz say “bruv” every 10 seconds OR hear about ghosts “mom”

i have no clue how much of this applies in other places/is obvious but!

ok so common slang

bloke/lad - a man

bev/bossman/brother/mush - a man but in a friendlier way (like gaz might call soap or price mush)

missus - someones wife (usually “the missus” is the wife of whoever is talking/being talked about, i dont usually hear people say “*insert names* missus” there also isnt a male equivalent sadly)

scran - good food or to eat (eg. “scranned that nandos” or “going to the chinese later to pick up some scran”)

kip - nap but you usually “take” a kip rather than “have” a kip if that makes sense?

cardy - cardigan/zip up hoodie (usually gen x or older women i hear saying this)(and me until i was 10 and got bullied of out it💔💔)

tory - technically supporters of the conservative party but the definition has been broadened to people who are posh/rich (derogatory)

bender - gay (derogatory, if you couldnt tell)

wank - jerk off

wanker/bellend/twat/knobhead/fuckface - common insults (also cunt is a lot more common over here, its still a bad word but it doesnt hold the same weight as in the states, ESPECIALLY among teenage boys)(although they just say slurs anyway so)

babe/hun - typically used by girls either as a term of endearment or to be patronising (you could call a random person in a shop hun or use it in an argument it really depends)

any word ending in “ic” can be turned into “____iccy” for instance “i look better in this piccy” or “digestives are proper good choccy biccys”

dead ____ - typically used by northerners as a substitute for “really” (eg. dead nice cake is a really nice cake), southerners usually use “proper” instead

chav - female equivalent of a roadman, hard to explain in terms that make sense. if i say “so…? spray, orange foundation, m to the b” does that make sense to you ???

roadman - male equivalent of a chav, balaclavas, nike tech jackets, bikes/scooters, vapes, central cee, usually congregate outside of maccies in packs

side note: idk how well known this is outside of the uk but along side the middle finger we have a reverse peace sign, usually combined with a wanking motion but can just be used like a middle finger. also a closed fist doing a wank motion holds the same effect

i will probably edit and add more as i think of them but feel free to reblog with anything i missed!!

[scribe-of-hael]

💜🖤Goth punk boy coming at ya

Soft boy TF got a drawing so now we go for Sky!

[befuddled-calico-whump]

T$$ AU Masterlist

(surprise under the cut)

[team7-headquarter]

Fuck everything, Naruto au where Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade all train and raise their little kunoichi apprentices outside of Konoha and then one day Anko, Konan and Shizune meet and start to work together to infiltrate and clean part of Konoha's corruption.

[despertara]

Irene bro if you see this I want you to know I've been podcasting (talking loudly and emphatically to myself) abt that Grammy Gun post for Hours. I started ranting in the rb tags and then I got so mad I started a spreadsheet on my phone Yes I have the Excel app. No I did not finish my tags

[sillyfriendssharingablog]

Azedi would stan Beyoncé

[mangosimoothie]

microscope, mixtape, and shooting star for esther ! 🖤

tysm for asking about the queen 🖤

microscope: zoom in – describe the little, insignificant details about an OC.

some small physical details about Esther: 6' but 6' 4" presenting (boots), slight chipped front tooth from getting knocked in the mouth with a beer bottle (it was an accident but she still got the dude back) other than that really good teeth for someone who hasn't been to the dentist since she was a teenager, she has a deviated septum from when Pixie broke her nose in the pit - part of the reason why she never got a septum piercing. she knows having it be crooked would annoy her.

mixtape: 5 songs that describe your OC(s) or songs they themselves would like.

this is the perfect question because I make playlists for all my characters 💀 this is the whole playlist for Esther - it's a combo of songs she'd listen to and songs that remind me of her. the 5 that I think would be on her On Repeat are:

shooting star: if your OC(s) could have one wish what would it be?

world domination at the end of the day esther just wants to do what she loves and nothing else which is make music with her friends and disrespect authority. the deeper answer is story things sooo stay tuned

ask me questions! <3

[mg549]

gary i miss dressing up in my gay little outfits

[hoarding-cool-pixels]

Apparently, this was a commercial for some greenwashed shit, but a hero EDITED OUT all the products from the video!

I could have reblogged the whole explanation but it contained the name of the brand aaaaand I really didn't want our hero's work to go to waste.

So enjoy this solarpunk with 200% extra punk!

[1percentcharge]

Guy wearing a distressed jean jacket with a Kermit the frog patch walks up to the library’s facade, he turns around with a smile and says “the punkest thing you can do is return your library books on time” with a wink, tosses his copy of The Peanut Allergy Epidemic into the return box, a gnarled hand shoots out of the book slot and grabs his wrist, he screams, the twisted, knobby fingers tighten their grip and begin to pull, pull, pull, the guy’s body is contorted as he is forced into the tiny gap through sheer force, blood shoots out, so much blood, hitting terrified passersby as they leave and enter the front doors, a woman tucks away her checkouts into her cardigan to keep them from getting ruined, blood keeps spraying, finally his last foot goes through, his doc marten popping off and falling onto the concrete, bouncing slightly .

[platanc]

I still can't believe he had a punk phase. Where did the punk go?

...Maybe I can get him to play guitar or something if I ask nicely!

"Accepting others and truly learning about their struggles is the most punk thing ever! When a system is cruel, choosing to be kind is an act of rebellion that definitely outweighs ripping up your clothes.

... I was not very good at music in the first place."

[concernedbrownbread]

ID: two images of a kid's sleeveless jacket. The first image is the back of the jacket, which says CABBAGE and has a picture of an Avatar the Last Airbender poster and a patch of metal studs on the left and right of the poster. The next image is the jacket from the front, with various patches of minecraft and super mario elements. The front has two breast pockets and a patch that says ARTIST. END ID

Y’all, my little nephew, who’s nickname is “Cabbage,” wanted a “punk jacket,” like Uncle Kade’s. (EMPHASIS ON LITTLE, be nice)

So, I asked him what kind of patches he wanted on it, and this is what we came up with. Just need to sew the patches down and line the vest. I can’t wait to finish it and send it to him.

[needlesscontrarian]

In a world full of GPS, the punkest thing you can be is lost

[punkeropercyjackson]

This the punkest Percy Pjo fans can handle before they start getting scared

[ickcest]

i think being radqueer is the punkest thing you can be really… radpunk

[hellsquills]

I like to think that even though they're very close in age, Jonathan and Will would be old punk/new punk solidarity

will byers would’ve been a punk if he was a teenager in the 90s—2000s thanks